cannibalistic-unicorn:

imwiththecantinaband:

If the roads are going to have construction for longer than 4 or 5 months, I believe that there should be a law that the construction company needs to hire around 1 attractive person for every 10 yards, alternating male and female, at around $25 an hour just to stand there and look super sexual.

That way we will have something nice to look at if we’re stuck in traffic, and it will be a tax on the construction company so they will hurry the fuck up with whatever they are doing.

I like the way you think. ;)

tyleroakley:

jah-division:

my name is luna enriquez

Jesus take the wheel.

criticalfeministcorgi:

(head of a corgi on alternating pink and blue backgrounds, text above reads “what do you call a woman that has a lot of sex?“ bottom text reads “her name“)

rasputin:

This is fantastic.

dodostad:

dodostad:

i dont havve any quadrants

yeah ok

buetterfliege:

by which I mean I WANT TO KNOW MORE

I mean the worldbuilding— the WORLDBUILDING— it’s so amazing but so far it’s only hinting at this much deeper socioeconomic current and I need to know everything right now oh my god

like, first of all, the existence of the Equalists - what are they actually protesting? At first I was watching today’s episode and being like, “this concept of the ‘bending elite’ is bullshit, because if benders are so ‘elite’ then why are Mako and Bolin dirt-poor-working-class being shamelessly exploited by the pro-bending institution, why is Mako working in a factory to make ends meet, how can anyone be elite when they are engaging in GLADIATORIAL COMBAT for a fucking living? and if the benders are so ~elite~ then WHY ARE THEY ALL IN GANGS” 

but then I realized— holy shit, this is a world that has INDUSTRIALIZED bending. Mako works in a factory, in a power plant, doing assembly line work— but it’s assembly line work that only a firebender could do. How many other jobs keeping Republic City running are bender-only? How much better do those pay than jobs not specific to benders? Do they at all? Or is the Equalists’ protest simply a frustrated attempt to pin the blame for a deeper-running employment problem on a class that’s really easy to blame?

And, well, benders ARE really easy to blame— I mean, IRL people will tell you “get a college degree because no matter what job you’re looking for, if it comes down to a guy with a degree and a guy without they’ll take the guy with the degree”

Now imagine that a fourth of the population (or whatever, I wish I knew how bender genetics worked) IS BORN WITH A FUCKING COLLEGE DEGREE

and you can start to see the Equalists’ point

BUT it’s not clear yet the extent to which that’s actually a problem, as being the ~bending elite~ doesn’t seem to have helped out Our Heroes much at this point and there’s not a wide enough picture yet of the world or the differences between classes (outside of the existence of bender-specific jobs, the secluded Airbenders, and the Equalists’ general pissiness) to determine whether non-benders are actually facing real economic oppression in comparison to benders

BASICALLY I JUST WANT GRAPHS

GIVE ME A GRAPH OF THE BENDER VS. NON-BENDER LABOR MARKET

GIVE ME PILES OF STATISTICS ON THE FUNCTION OF REPUBLIC CITY’S INDUSTRIAL SECTOR

GIVE ME DATA ON PER CAPITA INCOME FOR BENDERS VS. NON-BENDERS

I WANT TO KNOW

Romance and Sex Questions in an Airport [x]

gematriya:

from now on instead of saying “good night” to people

I’m going to say

“the night is dark and full of terrors

sweet dreams”

burtmacklin:

When will Tumblr add the “I Know I Do Not Share Your Lived Experiences and Do Not Mean to Appropriate Your Cause by Expressing My Appreciation for This Post, But as Privileged Person, I Want to Let You Know That I Learned From This and Think You Articulated Your Point Well” button, so that I can tell my fantastic friends all of those things in one simple mouse click?