kill love triangle support polyamory
cis is like… the normcore of gender. entry level gender. plebgender
it literally is entry level though. you level up when you become trans and get tons of xp and fight bigger bosses and get cool gubbins like awesome friends, the ability to laugh at cis ppl, and sweet new pronouns.
being trans is a game and i’m winning. i strongly recommend everyone try and level up
"average lusus eats 8 trolls a sweep" actually just statistical error. average lusus eats 0 trolls a sweep. Spidermom Georg, who lives in webbed hive & eats over 10,000 trolls each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
john karkat turned four this month
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UTADA HIKARU (宇多田ヒカル) - Simple and Clean
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.
"Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf."
"Yes,"he replies "I am a were"
are we gonna live life pretending queen beryl ain’t hot
One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.
the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it